As a child I remember waiting for my mother to leave the house and then sneaking into her album collection. One of my favorites was an old Bill Cosby album where he did an hilarious exchange between a wise-cracking Noah and God.
God told Noah to build an Ark and went through pains to give Noah very exact measurements as to the dimensions of the Ark. “I want you to build it 40 cubits by 60 cubits by 80 cubits” said God. “Do you understand this?” God asked, to which Noah replied “Riiiiggghhht! What’s a cubit? Har-har-har-har!” An irritated God replied “NOAH! How long can you tread water?”
Years later, during my first week of sophomore year in college, one of my graphic design instructors tried to explain to us an assignment. He told us the parameters of the project and explained that the exact requirements were that the assignment had to be contained in a square so many picas high and so many picas wide and so many picas from the top, bottom and sides.
“Riiiigggght! What’s a pica?” I cracked, thinking surely my instructor would catch my Cosby allusion and see the humor in the situation. He didn’t. (more…)